Voicemail "Hello, you've reached Shizune's phone. I am unable to answer at the moment. Please leave your name and number, and a short message. I will return your call as soon as possible."

Subject lines: CALL, VOICEMAIL, TEXT.

Shizune's phone is always on vibrate. Crack all the jokes you want. :)

Fun facts of the day: 1) I can't run worth crap in geta, 2) pepper spray is four orders of magnitude stronger than the average jalapeño.

( Private to self )

Happy blow things up day Fourth, everyone! Enjoy the fireworks. Kala is kind of freaked out by them. XD

Anyone need a barista? :T Manager is trying to place me at another Starbucks, but at best I'll have much reduced hours, and at worst... Two weeks to shop around for another part-time.

Lucky for us he wasn't more violently allergic, or my stupidity would've landed him a hospital visit. :x Otherwise smooth sailing, luckily? Nice weather, calm water, good movie.

Eye of the storm, or something - work was insane this weekend. This one lady insisted on an extra-hot macchiato; I wanted to send someone to tail her in case she passed out of heat stroke.

How was everyone else's weekend?

Err, so I seem to have been purchased. Anyone know what I'm supposed to do now?

In other news~ the cat is now Kala. Because I enjoy irony like cookies. :3

*___* Yum.

Also, suggestions for names?



Off to bed, 4 AM opening shift in the morning. :T

Microwave gave out today with an epic blowout last stand; probably shouldn't have tried unhooking the breaker during blackout season. Anyone got a spare stove for ramen? :T

In other news, I am ~newly employed~ in a legal, if not respectable industry. Brave new future, here I come. (Starbucks is still a go, if you're in need of coffee.)